Dear Hannah,
There seems to be some confusion on your part concerning under what circumstances you will be stepped on and/or ran over. Let me clear this up for you.
You will be stepped on each time you :
1) leap directly under my feet as they swing to touch the floor in the morning
2) leap directly under my feet when I am walking (this is especially true if I am carrying something)
3) or ANY other time you leap directly under my feet
The following are situations that will put you at risk of getting squashed by a door :
1) When you try to squeeze out of the door at the last moment, when it is already swinging closed
2) When you try to squeeze into the door at the last moment, when it is already swinging closed
3)Any other time you are trying to squeeze through a door while it is in motion
Love,
Your Non-Feline Friend
1 comment:
Hannah told my cat Felix, who then told me, that she doesn't care. She has 9 lives!
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