R.I.P J.T. York

Dear Multiculturalism,

Dear Multiculturalism,
In response to your inquiry regarding your hold on my school, I have included the following photos documenting the fact that you are very much alive. All were taken on Jan 16th, 2006 in various campus locals.
Peace Out,
White Girl

Dear Survey Nuts,

Dear Survey Nuts,
Here is another.
Yours,
Cinnamon Birch

A standard juvenile uncreative survey. I'm lazy and it was funny(ish).
My Alter Ego (stolen from Andie)
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current street name)
~Cinnamon Birch
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav icecream flavour, favorite cookie)
~Lemon Samoa
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
~Adar
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
~Blue Turtle
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
~Marie Southfield
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
~Daranwin
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink put "The")
~The Orange Lemonade
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
~Bill Floyd
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
~Be Delicious
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name )
~Marie Odell
Wow. Those sort of worked.

William J. Gwin

In celebration of my Grandpaw's life, here are things he got a kick out of:

1)Leadin' tha singin' at church. What a Friend We Have in Jesus was his favorite.
2)Telling stories. (About growing up in southern Illinois, the navy, and General Motors)
3)Arguing with and teasing his sister Flo via long distance phone call.
4)His grandkids, neices, and nephews.
5)When his pastor would tell a joke on Sunday. (And we would, in turn, hear it each and every day until the next time he told a joke on Sunday.)
6)Monte Carlos
7)Werther's Originals (which he always had in his front pocket.)
8)Assorted crap from mail order catalogs.
9)Oprah. I forgave him of this only in death.
10)Life!

P.S. 2007, you are SLACKING.

Dear John Mayer,

Dear John Mayer,
Please get your head out of your butt.
Signed,
83er

A Conversation

Scene: Joe and Angela at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Backdrop: Large televisions broadcast John Keating interviewing Brett Hull about Steve Yzerman's career and the future of the Red Wings.

~A Conversation~

Angela: "I don't understand how there can be such a large audience for watching two people TALK."
Joe: "It is two interesting people talking about something that you are very interested in."
Angela: *shrugs*
Joe: "It's like Walt Whitman and Kurt Vonnegut talking about weddings."
Angela: "Oh. Gotcha."

Dear 2007,

Dear 2007,

You have shown tremendous potential by starting off on the right foot. So please, go easy on me.

Thanks,

Worry Wart