At the risk of sounding too American, or too male, for that matter, I would like to share with you the two things that make Michigan winters worth living through:
Bell's Oberon
and
Tiger's Baseball
Belle's will resume brewing Oberon on the first of April, while Opening Day is the second. Come quickly, April, spare me the rest of evil March!
An excerpt from a conversation with my cousin, about the Zumaya situation:
hippieange83: right. but if you had a million dollar contract, and the WORLD SERIES rested on your wrist, you would probably give it a rest, right?
MaGicMan23: yes
MaGicMan23: or just use some bengay and not be a baby
MaGicMan23: i mean i can play guitar hero for hours and then still through a balled up hot pocket napkin into the trash can from across the room at like 5 miles an hour
Belle's will resume brewing Oberon on the first of April, while Opening Day is the second. Come quickly, April, spare me the rest of evil March!
An excerpt from a conversation with my cousin, about the Zumaya situation:
hippieange83: right. but if you had a million dollar contract, and the WORLD SERIES rested on your wrist, you would probably give it a rest, right?
MaGicMan23: yes
MaGicMan23: or just use some bengay and not be a baby
MaGicMan23: i mean i can play guitar hero for hours and then still through a balled up hot pocket napkin into the trash can from across the room at like 5 miles an hour
3 comments:
You do not sound male, you sound like me.
hahahahahahahahahaha! I love you!
Seriously, Zummy is retarded if he's not gonna quit with the guitar hero. My boyfriend probably wouldn't either. Hot pocket napkin...aaaahahahaha!
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